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Kempu’s in-house AI studio — Slopping since 2026

Fresh slop.
Served daily.

Brand, websites, content, social media, ads and campaigns for the Kempu brands first, plus the odd outside project that feeds our ambitions. Made with AI, and shipped with AI inside, so the work does things that weren’t possible last year.

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A laptop drowning in glossy orange paint on a violet backdrop

Currently slopping for

01 — On the menu

Six flavours.
One standard.

Type specimen and colour swatches

Brand

Identity, voice and guidelines, generated in hours and tuned by taste.

A website in a browser window

Web

Websites with models built in. They search, answer and adapt. Zero “under construction” GIFs.

A draft that reads: less noise, more signal

Content

Words, images and video at machine speed. Every batch taste-tested.

A phone showing a post, with likes and comments bubbling up

Social

Channels planned, posted and answered daily, in every brand’s own voice. Main character energy, none of the drama.

An ad hitting the bullseye, with results climbing

Ads

Paid media built, tested and tuned around the clock. Budget follows what works. Stonks, with receipts.

A launch plan pinned to a calendar, with a megaphone shouting it out

Campaigns

One idea launched across brand, web, social and ads. Planned, shipped and measured as a whole.

Marble bust with orange paint poured over its head
Fig. 01 — Old masters, fresh slop
Dollop riding a robot vacuum with two paint cans across a canvas on the floor, leaving orange and violet splatters like a Jackson Pollock
Fig. 02 — Action painting, automated
Megaphone pouring orange paint onto a black floor
Fig. 03 — Loud by default
Tipped paint bucket spilling orange down a white pedestal
Fig. 04 — Spills are a feature
Dollop on a stepladder in a museum at night, sticking googly eyes on Van Gogh’s Sunflowers while the guard sleeps in his chair
Fig. 05 — Sunflowers, A/B tested since 1888

02 — AI inside

Made with AI. Shipped with AI inside.

A.

Made by machines

Every draft, variant and asset starts with a model. Our job is taste, not typing.

B.

AI inside

We don’t just use AI to make things. We build it into what we ship: sites that answer, content that adapts.

C.

Tasted by humans

A person signs off on every batch. The slop is intentional. The odd accidental batch is part of learning to cook better. We still count the fingers.

03 — Work

The receipts.

All work

04 — Notes

From the studio.

All notes

FAQ nobody asked

Why “Slop”?

Because we use AI for everything and we’re not going to pretend otherwise. The trick is making slop worth eating.

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a brief.

A Kempu team with a brand, a site or a launch on the way? Tell us what it is and when it needs to exist. Outside Kempu, with an idea that stretches us? We’d love to hear it. The robots are hungry.

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Dollop, the little Slop robot, on top of a rickety wooden stepladder, tenderly spoon-feeding orange jelly to a marble bust of David