Slop Cloud · SEO Audits
Found by the
right people.
Audit a whole website, a few pages or a document against real tests, Google’s own data and an AI read of your most important pages. Then keep watching, and hear about it when something gets worse.
Accounts are by invitation only

01 — What's inside
Crawled. Measured.
Ranked.

About 80 checks, real tests
Indexing, content, links, structured data and technical setup on every page, plus what search engines try: pages that cannot exist, plain http:// and the other host name.
Google’s own data
Connect Google Search Console for indexing, clicks, positions and searches per page. PageSpeed Insights adds Lighthouse and real visitors’ Core Web Vitals.
Read like Google reads
AI reads the most important pages the way Google’s quality raters would: intent, depth, trust, clarity and originality, with what to fix and what is missing.
The searches that matter
With Client Hub, AI works out what the client’s audiences search for, finds the page that answers each search, and checks that it speaks to those people.
Fix first
A score per area, weighed by how much of the site each problem touches, the fixes ranked by what they gain, and an AI action plan on top.
Keeps watching
Daily, weekly or monthly, each audit compared with the one before: what got fixed, what is new, and an email when the site gets worse.
02 — With your agent
Ask for the audit.
Get the fixes.
Give your agent SEO Audits and it does what the web does: sets up an audit of a site, some pages or a document, runs it, reads the report page by page and explains what changed since last time.
With AI in your plan it suggests titles and descriptions in the client’s voice. Reading, running, changing and deleting audits, and using the AI, are permissions you give or keep.
Connect one from the Agents page of your workspace. How agents fit in.
Things to ask it
- Audit our website and tell me the three fixes that matter most.
- What got worse since last week’s audit?
- Suggest a better title and description for the pricing page.
03 — In the machine
The station that
closes the loop.
Making the work is half the job. The machine also has to know whether it worked. SEO Audits measures the sites against the audiences and searches kept in Client Hub, so the question is not only whether a page is well built, but whether the right people find it and whether it speaks to them. What it finds is where the next round of work starts.
01 — Know
Client Hub
Who each brand is, who it is for and how it talks, compiled into one AI brief that people and agents write from.
02 — Look
CVI
How the brand looks, kept as a brand book: logos, colours, type and pictures that people browse and every agent follows.
03 — See
Moodboards
What the work should look like: pictures, type, colour and references, with notes a model can read and pictures it can see.
04 — Plan
Social Media
What goes out when: queues that post at their weekly times, a calendar, approvals, and how every post did afterwards.
05 — Serve
Social Poster
Posts and threads drafted, polished and published to every connected account at once, after a person says yes.
06 — Measure · You are here
SEO Audits
Whether the right people can find the work, measured against the searches they make, and what to fix first.
